WaifuFightNight

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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biggaybunny

Hello I am generic city builder game. You must power your city somehow-- what's that? You want to use nuclear power? Okay, but, nuclear power is unstable, resource-consuming, and polluting. This is definitely how nuclear power works. Also there is no safe way to deal with nuclear waste, definitely not, which by the way is definitely canisters of glowing green goo that get produced by the truckload every day. Now why don't you use hydroelectric, which definitely has no environmental impact whatsoever, or maybe wind and solar, which are definitely cheap, plentiful, and universal solutions. I am a good game.

txttletale

uh oh! looks like the Crime Number is going up because there aren't enough cops. better build more police stations!

spookycandle

what's that? you want to place buildings NOT attached to a road? are you fucking insane?

birdmemes
snake-fingers

List of numbers I hate

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If you use these numbers fuck you

snake-fingers

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I’m going to shatter you into a gongulquideus pieces for defending these SludgeNumbers

barillapasta

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge mussols. i mean some serious bibols. a real set of bibbols. packin some geegols. massive goosextols. big ol’ gongulquideus. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger double-hyper-godkubikgathors. humongous tethracross-turreted-dustaculated-tethracubors.